BREAKING: Sam Keller signs with Los Angeles Avengers

5 06 2008

Nick Lachey\'s new bro?

OK, maybe it isn’t breaking, but kiss my (disappearing on a detox) ass as I’ve been in meetings all blessed week. Sam Keller, who briefly practiced with the Tampa Bay Buccaneer Quarterback Emporium, signed a three-year contract with the Los Angeles Avengers, thus filling the surprising void of dark-haired muscled collegiate athletes in the greater LA area.

When contacted for comment, current QB Sonny Cumbie sprained his wrist picking up the telephone.




2 responses

6 06 2008

Do you think the girl on the left is from Wichita State? Is there a rivalry between WSU and Nebraska? They’re not that far apart, and there’s the whole Kansas-Nebraska Act issue to deal with.

Also, in case you were wondering, Keller is wiki-worthy!

6 06 2008

Sam Keller is a one-man lesson in hubris. But anyway, here’s the Arizona Republic article on his move to arenaball.

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