Arena Bowl XXII to feature Miss America; perhaps football

30 05 2008

No relation to the San Jose kicker

So far as we can tell, she’s no relation to kicker/lesbian schmoozer AJ Haglund, although she does have the shapley smooth legs of a punter

It’s official: Miss America 2008, Kirsten Haglund, will be a part of the Arena Bowl XXII festivities.

We’re getting early reports that to help spread her message about the danger of eating disorders, Haglund will consume a turduckenwith Commissioner Monstrosity/Easter Island Stone-Throwing Champ David Baker prior to kickoff.




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