Semi-Breaking: Young Hagrid Drafted By Falcons

28 04 2008

Commissioner David Baker’s son, Sam Baker, a left tackle late of USC, was drafted on Saturday by the Atlanta Falcons. Prior to 2007, he was projected as possibly a top-10 pick, but, sadly, had an underwhelming 2007 season allowing him to drop to 21. Where the Falcons gleefully snatched him up.

Based on his lineage, you’d expect him to look like this:

or this:

or even this:

You’re close. Main difference: he’s a ginger kid. But, yes, he’s scaaaary.

I heard he put his opponent’s wife’s hand into a jar of acid… at a party.




One response

28 04 2008

Did he have a pocket full of horses?

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