Arizona’s Freebie Watch

14 04 2008

“Free season tickets? Not on MY watch!”

[Gasp!] “LANG CAMPBELL!” [Dramatic chord!]

“YES! It is I! Sent to ensure that the Arizona Rattlers season ticket holders will be disappointed to a mathematically perfect degree!” [Organ run, dramatic chord]

“But, why, LANG CAMPBELL?” [Chord progression] “Why?”

“There’s no time to explain! I must successfully convert this two-point try to put a stake in the heart of both Tampa Bay fans, and cheap Arizona fans!” [Disappears in puff of smoke, successfull two point conversion]

Brett Dietz has been made better than he was before. Better. Faster. Stronger.

“Noooo! You may have won this time, LANG CAMPBELL,” [Dramatic Chord] “But Brett Dietz does not take this sort of thing lying down. Brett Dietz will get you. Oh, yes. Brett Dietz.”




5 responses

14 04 2008
Donna Dietz

Thank you for your unwaivering support of Brett Dietz. Positive comments are so nice to hear when your team is going through tough times. But 8 TDs (6 passing and 2 rushing) and a Quarterback rating of 151.30 for this loss hopefully makes him feel that he’s doing everything he can do to help his team. I (along with other members of my extended family) really enjoy your website…creative and emormously entertaining. You guys are crazy!

14 04 2008

Comments like Donna’s make me want to get married and have kids so that they can grow up and be good at things and I can Google them or otherwise find sites that say nice things about them.

For now, I’ll have to live with writing run-on sentences. And double-checking the posts for Futurama references.

14 04 2008

I like that Mom didn’t complain about her son being Borged.

16 04 2008

I have ridden the mighty moon worm!

17 04 2008

It doesn’t count in comments. So, based on the set-in-stone rule that I just made up, you’re still on 1 for the season. Whimmy wham wham wozzle!

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