The IRONY: Arizona “Get Your Season Ticket Money Back” Watch update

31 03 2008

Arizona Rattlers, do you recognize this man?

He’s a guy that goes by the name of Bonner. Sherdrick Bonner. He likes his Red Hots with mustard, pickles, and tomatoes, not on a tortilla with refried beans, and dropped you to 2-3 Friday night.

Arizona fans, you’re six losses away from getting your season ticket money refunded.

Enjoy Jeff Smoker and upcoming games against Tampa Bay (Dietz!Dietz!Dietz!), New Orleans (4 game winning streak!), and Dallas (punky backup QB to be replaced by The Doctor) to get you on your way!




2 responses

31 03 2008

yeah, as an AZ Rattlers season ticket holder, that game vs. Sed and the Rush was tough to watch. I’m glad Bonner is doing well, but not at our expense! Speaking of expense, it appears we could have the worst case scenario come to fruition. A crap record (say 7-9 or 6-10) and yet make the playoffs. There are some woeful teams below the Rattlers in the West. Ideally the Rattlers will either turn it around and play well or just not make the playoffs so we can get our sweet, sweet refunds.

1 04 2008

Seven wins gets the Rattlers in, no doubt.

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