A Message From Clint Dolezel

30 09 2007

Clint D. again

Hey, Brett. It’s Clint Dolezel. Dan Marino just congratulated you on your 421st touchdown pass, and I’d like to express my sentiments about that same event: Yawn. I don’t even remember my 421st touchdown pass. I remember my SECOND 421st touchdown pass. It happened this year. I like to call it my 842nd career touchdown pass. And I’m 23 passes into my third set of 421 touchdown passes. Just so you know. If you’d like, you can consider me mathematically more than twice the man you are.

Don’t worry, I won’t use this to seduce your loved ones.

Though I totally could.


Dr. Clint Dolezel, Ph.D.
Chancellor, University of Putting the Ball In the Fucking Endzone




2 responses

30 09 2007

Magnificent to see an offseason update. And how come nobody is talking about the interception record Favre is about to break?

3 10 2007
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