Indeed, Bon Jovi was repping the Arena League on the Observable Universe’s Most-Watched Television Program. Thanks to reader Will (“[who] gets a cookie,” according to J, so take that up with him), for the tip on the shirt. It’s pretty subtle, if you don’t know he owns the Philadelphia Soul. But maybe people’ll google “Philly Soul,” or something. I don’t know. Anyway. Photographic evidence:
Great. You can totally tell that refers to a football team. Good advertising, asshat. We’ll see if anything amusing happens tonight that shows a whit of relevance.