Look at the signs:
- The Warriors are in the playoffs and won their first game, and a 6’3″ caucasian Canadian could be voted the NBA MVP for the third year in a row.
- A-Rod is arguably the best player in baseball, and a 42-year-old sack of torn cartilage and steroids is on track to overtake Aaron’s HR record.
- In Monday night’s Arena Football game, Philly at Columbus, the first quarter was scoreless in a defensive battle; ESPN2 cut to commercial just a little late, as a result, we heard Trey Wingo ask Mark Shlereth, thinking they were off the air, “What the heck was that?” The final tally: Columbus 44, Philly 21 – as though it were a real football game.
The Good Lord has given us all the clues we need. The Sports Apocalypse is here. I hope you’re ready for the Cubs to win the World Series and the Browns to win the Super Bowl, which will immediately result in the End of Space and Time.