Once again, it is time for your ISF team to break down the weekly power rankings from Scouts, Inc. and insert our bold-faced wit and wisdom; also we’ll lay out the Pillow Fight of the Week, and see if Randomness can prevail and get back to a .500 record, all after the jump:
(Ed. note: prior to the jump we will completely ignore the fact we totally jinxed “American Idol” and ruined someone’s life who’s only crime was having a non-sanctioned fan site that commented on an AFL blog)
Make no mistake: this could be a painful game to watch. Both teams are at 4-6 and limping through the season; Graziani’s status is questionable, which means, “a minute before game time Jaws will determine his arm is still totally fucked”; and if you’re watching this game it means you’re probably missing season finales of either “24″ or “Heroes”. Or a marathon of “Two and a Half Men” repeats. Or “The News Hour with Jim Lehrer.”
However, TC and I have decided to watch. Even at 4-6, it isn’t out of the question for Philly or Nawlins to reach the playoffs, and we haven’t live-blogged in a while, which is painfully apparent because pretty much everything that happened this weekend was exactly the opposite of what we said would happen. We need to get back in the AFL groove, get our hands dirty, listen to Trey Wingo be bored out of his mind.
Really, we just need to play Guitar Hero. We’ll live blog tonight on the status of JBJ’s middle digits and the awesomeness that is playing My Chemical Romance’s “Dead!” on cooperative. Rock.
What to look for in tonight’s game: weak defense from both squads, Voo Doo QB Andy Kelly to be either decent or crap-tacular, and a glimpse of Jaws running around in the locker room, looking like he’s either deep in football thought or searching for lost car keys. We can’t wait.
Actually, we probably can.
UPDATE: Everything I wrote in this post is completely wrong.
TC escaped from his Investment Banking Overlords (note: they’re not technically Investment Banking Overlords, they’re more like Loan Agent Overlords, but the former sounds somuch better) long enough to watch an exciting match-up between the LA Avengers and the Orlando Predators, which included
And, as promised, a live-blog shall be presented long after it is pertinent, but because TC is slaving over a puppy-snack-prep table, and J Fizzle is busy doing whatever the hell it is he does at his 9-5, we instead will leave you with the following cartoon gleaned from the Internets, because we rounded out a pretty fantastic evening of rockin’ guitars, from the intro AFL broadcast video, all the way to playing Trogdor on Guitar Hero II.
