Chief of the Utah Blaze is challenging YOU, dwindling Utah Blaze fans, to challenge HIM to entertain YOU during what could be the Blaze’s fifth-straight LOSS versus Georgia this Saturday, and per his page, the front office doesn’t want to see him lit on fire unless you really REALLY want it.
Our ideas thus far:
Attempt the drop-kick-field-goal …um, while jumping off a trampoline
Boxing match with giant fire hydrant
Showing the defense how to stop a third or fourth down conversion
Any of the above with something on fire
Leave your suggestions in the comments – if you’re so inclined, suggest them directly to the
man dog himself here.