OK, maybe it isn’t breaking, but kiss my (disappearing on a detox) ass as I’ve been in meetings all blessed week. Sam Keller, who briefly practiced with the Tampa Bay Buccaneer Quarterback Emporium, signed a three-year contract with the Los Angeles Avengers, thus filling the surprising void of dark-haired muscled collegiate athletes in the greater LA area.
When contacted for comment, current QB Sonny Cumbie sprained his wrist picking up the telephone.

Do you think the girl on the left is from Wichita State? Is there a rivalry between WSU and Nebraska? They’re not that far apart, and there’s the whole Kansas-Nebraska Act issue to deal with.
Also, in case you were wondering, Keller is wiki-worthy!
Sam Keller is a one-man lesson in hubris. But anyway, here’s the Arizona Republic article on his move to arenaball.
http://www.azcentral.com/members/Blog/BobYoung/25054