Commissioner David Baker’s son, Sam Baker, a left tackle late of USC, was drafted on Saturday by the Atlanta Falcons. Prior to 2007, he was projected as possibly a top-10 pick, but, sadly, had an underwhelming 2007 season allowing him to drop to 21. Where the Falcons gleefully snatched him up.
Based on his lineage, you’d expect him to look like this:
or this:
or even this:
You’re close. Main difference: he’s a ginger kid. But, yes, he’s scaaaary.
I heard he put his opponent’s wife’s hand into a jar of acid… at a party.
Did he have a pocket full of horses?