Hey, Joe’s moving, and I’m trying to create a cohesive lighting design out of, like, mold and Edison’s first light bulb, and stray electrons that wander into the room, so, generally, we suck, but: WATCH THE DAMN-HELL-ASS GAME TONIGHT! We fully intend to point-counterpoint and whatnot, so, there’s that. But!
Graziani’s hair D’Orazio’s magic back and grit! Dr. Dolezel’s prowess, sexual and otherwise! Will Dallas be pulled offsides by Graziani’s hard count? [Update: No. The bastard still isn't playing. Also, I'm an idiot for not knowing that.] Will Philly’s defense harass the unflappable Professor? (This quarter he tought a course on Playcalling Out of Spite! “You there, Sandy! Run directly at that large angry man!”) Will Will Pettis… hee: I just wrote “Will Will!”
ANYWAY. All these storylines and probably more… TONIGHT! ESPN2!
Oh, P.S. HOLY SHIT THEY’RE BOTH UNDEFEATED! DID YOU KNOW? IT’S FUCKING NUTS! AAAAAH! [Runs around in tiny circles.]
If I’m feeling ambitious (or at least awake) maybe I’ll throw something together during the game? Or maybe I’ll switch among the Soul, the Flyers and Dancing with the Stars and blog about them all.
I’ll be at the game tonight. The place will be bumping with the Flyers playing as well!
Just kidding! I forgot that the old dual-tuner is pretty well taxed on Mondays. Go Soul! Hopefully robust will have a report.