Weekend In Review: We Know NOTHING

This is all that’s left in Utah’s “good news” file. Everything else is filed under C, for “Crap, total.” Also, we’re pandering.

Perhaps it’s that the actual normal-person (i.e. “unrelated to Arena Football”) schedule of team TC/JM has kept us from assimilating as much information as we should. Or perhaps it’s because nothing in this fucking league makes any sense. Hello, New Orleans, nice to see you here. Danny Wimprine makes that much of a difference? How wonderful for him, and for you. I’m not wagering against him anymore, that’s for certain. Full slate of winners/losers after the break.

Reader Suggestion Theater: Things for Utah’s Mascot to do

Chief of the Utah Blaze is challenging YOU, dwindling Utah Blaze fans, to challenge HIM to entertain YOU during what could be the Blaze’s fifth-straight LOSS versus Georgia this Saturday, and per his page, the front office doesn’t want to see him lit on fire unless you really REALLY want it.

Our ideas thus far:

• Attempt the drop-kick-field-goal …um, while jumping off a trampoline
• Boxing match with giant fire hydrant
• Showing the defense how to stop a third or fourth down conversion
• Any of the above with something on fire

Leave your suggestions in the comments - if you’re so inclined, suggest them directly to the man dog himself here.