DIRECTOR OF MARKETING: “All right, guys, we pared it down to sixteen pre-med students from Cleveland State. When they were in Las Vegas, they called them the Goddesses. We have to be able to do better than that, right?”
“How about Gladiator-ettes?”
“No.”
“Sword Chicks?”
“No.”
“Junior Brownies?”
“Dog Pounders?”
“Marketing Associates?”
“No. Come on, guys. Think outside the box a little bit. Something sexy that maybe starts with a ‘G’, this isn’t rocket science.”
[Ten minutes pass. Director of Marketing picks up phone, dials]
“Hey Bernie… yeah, we’re going with ‘Goddesses’.”
Hat-tip to Josh for the heads-up.
How about Gladiolas? Glad-handers? Gladiatrices? Glad-y Cats?
The moment the phrase ‘that’s a nice piece of Gladi-ass’ popped into my mind, I hit myself in the head with a shovel.