Victory has been achieved! Tampa Bay locked in their award-winning QB (and Friend of The Blog) Brett Dietz for the next three years. Three years, and I’m going to say, oh, a zillion dollars. And a pony. And a guest spot on 30 Rock where he gets to date Tina Fey. Am I projecting? Yes. But, since the AFL releases information like they’re doing their best Pravda imitation, I get to pick the details.
He joins Mark Grieb (San Jose, laser vision, 1 measly year) and Joe Germaine (Utah, Peep imitation, 4 years) in the club of those who have re-upped with their teams.
Yay for Brett. If you remind me that the season is starting, I will definitely be a Storm fan.
But what I really wanted to say is that Pravda is symbolized by the rolled-up newspaper, and when translated is “truth.”