Da Coach says…

“Hey broads, if you’re going to be attending my Chicago Rush’s Pinot and Pigskin, you’d better get used to drinking my mother-friending wine. Look at that: I even checked my language for the benefit of you chicks.”

 

P.S. It benefits the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Also: there are still times when we could use an AFL primer, so Joe will be playing the Tony Curtis role, and I will be Jack Lemmon, as we attempt to infiltrate this ladies’ event.

 

Not really.

 

Probably not really.

 

Almost certainly not really.

 

But maybe.