Hello, Tom? Hi, it’s Bernie Kosar!
No, Bernie. Kosar.
No, I’m not a truant officer looking for child support.
I’m not Belichick’s butler.
I’m a pro-bowl QB from the Browns. No, I know. No, I’m not Brady Quinn. I know he isn’t.
You probably don’t remember because you weren’t old enough to be riding the pine at Michigan.
Anyhow, I have a proposition for you. You looked pretty decent last week against the Dolphins, six TD passes. Not too shabby.
Me? In a single season? Um… 22. Really? Good for you. On pace for 61? Must be nice having Randy Moss around.
If you can do a little better, you could be looking at a starting position on my new team.
Football. Your offseason, a chance for you to keep sharp. I’d need you to throw at least 6 TDs a game though. 49 points won’t exactly cut it.
It’s the arena league.
Cleveland. You’ll love it.
You’d be looking at a contract for 200.
No, dollars. A game.