Dear Ohio:
We think you need another Arena Football team to go along with the one in Columbus.
Love,
Humongous AFL Commissioner David Baker
Dear Las Vegas:
You really screwed the pooch on this one. Hope you like Cleveland.
With Vitriol,
Humongous AFL Commissioner David Baker
Indeed, I wouldn’t have noticed this if not for Deadspin. It’s Still Football: your source for third-hand news.