Week 15 Power Rankings, CMRP, and Weekend Pillow Fight (with beer)

In the interest of brevity, we’ll just get right to it. Especially because quitting time is in 29 minutes and damn if I’m sticking around here any longer than necessary. This week’s Beer-Themed Power Rankings are brought to you by Alcoholism, right after the jump:

Better Know a Team: Defunct Edition, Part VII: Will This Never End?

First of all: continue to VOTE FOR ME. Also, vote for J Fizzle. But he’s romping, so vote for me more. A vote for It’s Still Football is a vote for football with strange rules. Or, if you prefer: freedom. You like freedom, don’t you?

No? Commie.

But I digress: it’s high time for another installment of Better Know a Team, in which I tell you about Arena Football teams that no longer exist by mining their Wikipedia entries. I shall do my level best to make with the funny, and finish up by mocking their logos. Graphic designers crumble beneath my wit. Logos are graded 1-10 with 1 being swanky and 10 being obscene.

I’m using this (because it has a lot of pretty colors) to structure this series.

Today: the last three remarkable failures before we eventually get to teams that are vying for the playoffs.