Bobby, we don’t care if you had a game-high 15 receptions, 159 yards, and 5 TDs in a come-from-far-behind win against Colorado, 59-46.
Okay, we do care.
But we don’t. We’re utterly ironically detached from this league.
But we’re so excited for you to graduate to the NFL and make Sexy Rexy look sexier.
Oh dammit. Why don’t you call? What did we do? We can change, we swear.
We hate you.
We love you.
No, we hate you.
…forgive us? Please?