Better Know a Team: Defunct Edition, Part V: This Is Really Taking Forever

Blah blah blah, teams that don’t play in arena football anymore. “Hilarity” ensues.
Check out my chronological crutch and play along at home. Today: More 1992 expansion, and a little of ‘94.

Remember, I’m grading the uniforms/logos on The Scale of the Bizarre, where higher numbers are more physically painful.

Week 6 Power Rankings + Can’t Miss Random Pick

Tampa Bay - a Storm of Suck

It is time, once again, to review the AFL rankings as proclaimed by Scouts Inc., and for snide remarks to be added in bold face. Since it is rather early, and your J Fizzle’d editor has quite a bit to do at the office overlooking the strip club this morning, this week’s bold face will be a free-association-based-on-the-description theme. Which will most likely blow. With those high expectations, here we go: (note: previously I tried doing an animal-themed free association, then a specific adjective free association, both of which were AWFUL. Trust me, this is an improvement). [further note: this is still a terrible post - apologies - hugs and kisses, J Fizzle]