Infiltrating SportsNation: dropping a deuce on everybody

At first, it seemed as though ol’ Grampa Gary Horton was going to totally deny your favorite “J-named Editor” in his weekly ESPN SportsNation Scouts Inc. AFL roundup. Despite an early submission of a pair of questions, it seemed as though Gary was hip to our weekly shenanigans and had blacklisted It’s Still Football. Then, much like Columbus, Kansas City, and Dallas, we managed to strike late, as Gary answered both questions one after the other. It was then I remembered that I refer to Gary Horton as Grampa Gary - he can’t be hip to us. He’s old and we are on the Internets. It takes him five minutes to answer a question because he’s hunting and pecking with his forefingers; the reason he’s frowning in his pic isn’t because he’s angry or having a stroke, it’s probably because he’s thinking about the fact this pic will somehow be on the Internet Tubes. ANYWAY, here’s the obvious questions we asked and what Gary had to say: