The most useful information we could provide for the now in-progress season would be a little synopsis of the teams that play in the Arena Football League. So, clearly, I’m going to do something different. I’m going to choose teams that are no longer in the league, and mock them incessantly.
You might want to have this handy-dandy chronological chart open in another window, because it’s my cheat sheet, and it’s awesome. Now, Part III, set in the Wild West, with the B Plot involving Christopher Lloyd falling for Mary Steenburgen.
Oh, and don’t forget: The logos are graded on the Freaky Scale, where 1/10 is snazzy and classy, and you’d wear it to the Oscars and 10/10 is nausea-inducing and you wouldn’t wear it to the Cable ACE awards. Read the rest of this entry »