Everything That You Vaguely Wondered About Arena Football

Frequently Asked Questions lists are for cowards. Therefore, in the spirit of “screw that noise,” which is the abiding philosophy of my life (JFizzle’s is “screw craft services”), I give you our list in progress of things you ought to be asking about the AFL. Maybe we’ll even answer some of them truthfully. So, without further ado:

The Arena Football League Infrequently Asked Questions List:

• Do they have fan interference? 
  - Jimmy, Binghamton, NY

Week 2 recap

TC escaped from his Investment Banking Overlords (note: they’re not technically Investment Banking Overlords, they’re more like Loan Agent Overlords, but the former sounds somuch better) long enough to watch an exciting match-up between the LA Avengers and the Orlando Predators, which included

1. Overtime play
2. A fumble that lasted approx. six hours 
3. Angry Pudgy Other-Gruden

And, as promised, a live-blog shall be presented long after it is pertinent, but because TC is slaving over a puppy-snack-prep table, and J Fizzle is busy doing whatever the hell it is he does at his 9-5, we instead will leave you with the following cartoon gleaned from the Internets, because we rounded out a pretty fantastic evening of rockin’ guitars, from the intro AFL broadcast video, all the way to playing Trogdor on Guitar Hero II.